4:27 Saturday Afternoon   Long Distance Broccoli thursday was cool. after I interviewed, I went home and found out may Katie was coming up from AZ and so managed to convince my parents via the cellphone to meet us at Bruce's work. It was awesome. I missed My Katie. Then Katie went off to have fun with Mandy because that's what one does--they go off and have fun with Mandy. I sat on my butt. Katie and Mandy and their families came over for dinner. I had a glass of strawberry dacquiri and I chugged that sucker and i can't hold my 'hol and i got a little drunk. Mandy drove Katie and me to Walmart, where I discovered that my stomach felt kind of like burning. And that a lot of things that weren't funny usually were very funny. but I could walk in a straight line and nothing wasblurry...i figure that's what happens when you're really pissed, I didn't feel anything besides a warm stomach, and just noticed that things were funnier than normal. I was like sober in part of my brain but the sober part of my brain was just observing my laughing drunkish part that was making me do things like buy condoms from the checkoutguy that mandy knew. I'll give them to someone who needs them. I know who she is, that's all that's necessary. We also bought snappers, those little pebbles in white tissue paper that pop and spark when you throw them at the ground. THOSE were hella fun to play with when we got back. then after a while i sobered up, which was nice. and now I am going to be straight edge and ask for virgin drinks because being drunk is so overrated it's not even funny. Mandy went home shortly after the snappers festivities, so Katie and I hung out in my room and i wrote an e-mail to Caleb and she commentary-ed it. It was great. Then we went to bed. I woke up at 7:30 or so, checked my e-mail and found out Caleb'd been at Kaikourai for a few days which made sense, then I went back to bed. xD i woke up at 9 for toast, then went golfing with Katie and her parents and my dad. I kept Katie's score and drove her cart. it was awesome. she was Francine, worldfamous golf champion, andi was Charles, her annoyed caddy. yay. she was a turd bucket though and kept turning the cart off when i wasn't looking. So i would drive off when she got out to get her club. it was funny. i had a good time. Then i got my bank card all sorted out, then I went to work! Work was great! the only bad thing that happened all night was i managed to lock myself in a fridge! but it was funny. scary, but funny. then I didn't go to mandy's house where Katie was because when i called dad he said they were leaving soon so there was no point in my coming up. boo. I got home at 9:30, Caleb called around 11:15, talked to him for about 45 minutes to an hour, that was SO AMAZING. highlight of my day. I love talking to him and i really missed the sound of his voice. i miss him so much. well anyway, after that i was up for about another hour or two, then went tobed. today i woke up at 9, went to the Farmer's market, hung out with Katie and Mandy, Katie left to go up to washington, I went home, i had a nap, i slept 3 and a half hours, i went to walmart, i got online, i ate dinner... i talked to Caleb for over 3 hours today, and Simon for probably about an hour. Simon got a girlfriend! I swam with her! that's cool. hehe. Caleb and I organised getting married in vegas by elvis. just kidding! we talked about it but then realised it could never work because katie and mandy wouldn't be able to be my bridesmaids and that simply wont do. we talked about whether or not it was better to be ostracised for flatting with someone of the opposite sex who you weren't married to, or better tobe ostracised for cannibalism. hehe i love talking to that boy. he is so crazy weird and always interesting. but now that he is off for tea and i have church tomorrow, I'm gonna go to bed. i hope i have good dreams.