Aaaahhh! The boss has pink eye! Run! So contagious!

I told him to go home and give it to his family and not me!

My eyeballs are scared! They shakin!

I dont think I have the health insurance to handle this.

I can't sanitize myself and this office enough.

Must not contract disease. Must not touch eyeballs. Must make boss go home!

---------- Day Three -------------

I'm beginning to think my boss hates me.

He wants me to get diseased.

He won't stay home. And he's touching -everything-!