my life plans

Feeling: dancy
omg i can't believe "dancy" is actually on the mood list! haha... that's what i get for being obsessed with havana nights... ok for any of you who are interested in sabotaging my life plans (or joining in on them--most of you are more than welcome lol) and also so i don't forget them here they are: well first: i get doomed to care for a dying rich guy (who just so HAPPENS to have a really hott nephew) (who just so HAPPENS to have tons of energy and is a romantic guy who likes to dance) so it ends up not being a curse, and in the end i end up like one of the family and he gives me his yacht. i then proceed to learn how to sail and take the nephew and a few select friends to portugal. once there we dock, sell the boat and most of our possessions and start a european bank account. then off across europe we go on bikes having lots of fun. eventually we will end up in singapore, most likely broke, and somehow get to australia, where i will go clubbing in adelaide and learn to surf before the possibility of actually settling down with somebody in one place occurs to me. when i die i shall go out laughing, and shall be wrapped in christmas lights, placed in a leaky viking death ship, and sent off down the amazon river. this is roughly how i plan to spend my life. im really going to need that rich uncle...
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they totally lit the viking ships on FIRE! heehee! i shallst join you in valhalla other half.
<3 your other half
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