How to live a ditz's day, a really cool idea from yulie

Feeling: frustrated
Dude... I totally just wrote a whole really really cool entry and whatnot... and then it died. Dark. It was all: You then rush around getting dressed and washing your face, inwardly scolding yourself for taking so long just getting out of bed... Breakfast pickings are slim, so you decide to have whatever your sister's having. Instant oatmeal it is, peaches and cream... how ghettofabulous... Antifreeze, I mean blue Hawaiian Punch, tastes really bad 15 minutes after you brushed your teeth. Yulie tells you that you ruined Jeremy's life for no reason, that girl he was trying to impress wasn't actually a slut like normal, and now you feel really bad. But he kinda smiled at you at lunch so you guess it's ok... It was Dave's birthday sometime last week, and you yell at him for not telling you, and resolve to make him something really good. What's wrong with SOH CAH TOA, Mr. Testo, the best honors math teacher ever? In band you're an outcast and, unlike Katy Willet your section leader you don't have a neck strap. So your back hurts a lot from leaning on the lockers pretending you have a chair because the little clarinets, who annexed you, stole them all. At lunch you kill Dom like you threatened, and Ms. O gives Kat gloves for her "nighttime endeavors" (definitely something she's not telling you :x) and you guys each wear one and pretend to be Michael Jackson. The KKK busts Dave for wearing a "Jesus is my homeboy" trucker hat and Alex busts her back for religious intolerance. "Gotta watch out for that gifted and talented table." <3's to honors lunch... Then you get up on two chairs in "Peter Pan" stance :o and Dave reprimands you for not getting all the way up onto the table, since you were up there anyway. In Global you lead a rebellion against Mr. Messineo for being misled about what questions are asking, among other things... In gym you stand with the volleyballers dancing to invisible music in your head, and when Jen sends your entire team except for you two on a gallavant across the gym and back you guys decide it might be a good time to split. In Bio you take a bunch of notes, zone out, discuss Becky's new & improved bra size and how she's been liking the same guy for 2 weeks, aren't you and your headache proud of her! After school you talk to a bunch of people about random things, Valery's boyfriend shuns her, and when you go outside to wait for the bus Alice makes fun of Kent but he doesn't get it, so he pouts the rest of the way home. Alice spends the entire time trying to get him to laugh, and she came soooo close. You <3 her. When the bus drops you off you dance down the street, hoping nobody else is there yet, and go on the computer. Since you're bored you create this journal and then ghettobabee1669 IM's you and you guys chat for a little while until somebody spills the beans: "Lucinda" not a real person! However, since the joke's not yet over you'll have to tune in next time to find out what happens next! lol. Also, Perry's tonight, you and Kat are babysitting, so that should be fun and create lots of great times... HAH!
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