I can finally say the trifecta of hilarious things has happened in my life. Seriously .. 3 of the funniest moments EVER in life happened in the past 5 years of my life. They can only be summed up in a few words. The Microwave Stand. The Chair. The Steps. The End. That is it. Anytime I have a bad day .. I can remember and laugh my freaking ass off. And they're only funny to those who witnessed it. LMFAO. The steps happened tonight. I havent laughed that hard since the chair. HAHAHAHA. Anyway. Last night was a good time. Finally got john & dani together .. trip trip! I'm so excited for this weekend. Ugly & I did a cap each .. and got an incredible body high. LOL. Trav, Kell, and Jess .. just stared at our eyes. All they kept saying was "OHMYGOD YOUR PUPILS ARE HUGE!". No shit dick. haha. Just wait until saturday night .. they're gonna look crazy as HELL. bahaha. I just gotta remember to wear pajamas, i need to bring a pillow, a blanket, and my teddy bear .. my cell phone charger .. and cigarettes. And I should be good then. As long as people don't fuck with me to0 much. hahhh. It's BAR night! W00P. I'm excited. I thinkkk I'm gonna wear my "we want beer" shirt that I made last summer. SPEAKING OF WHICH - The Genesis shirt that I made is currently MIA .. and i'd really like it back if anyone finds it. THANKS! Yah. Then Ugly & I were talking about the drugs we've done. I've done 90% of them with him .. but I only tried one of them with him the first time. lol. WOW. "This is why you should never ever ever ever do hallucinogenics" haha .. i love big b!