n0 m0re eggs!

Listening to: Weezer - Buddy Holly
Feeling: whatever
I have decided that I'm never eating EGGS again. I will eat food w/eggs in it, as long as I dont know its there. But never again in my life will I eat just plain EGG. Lemme explain why .. Today, My boyfriend took me to breakfast @ EnP. Okay, so far so good. So I was gonna order the Original Breakfast Smile thing, but I couldnt figure out how to order my eggs. I didnt know if it was over easy, or sunny side up. Josh finally explained. Over Easy = Dippy Eggs. Sunny Side Up - Yolk busted on the top, all slimey. So then I start realizing .. that we're basically eating chicken placenta & cock cum. Which is really fucked when you think about it. So immediatly, my mind begins to wander. And I sit there and think, well what if someone would fry up my eggs and eat it like caviar? Wouldn't that be similar? I decided it would be. So, I grossed myself all out, and didnt order that. And now, i've grossed myself out to the point, where I dont ever think i'll eat regular eggs again. God my mind is fucked. "Dara, I'd really like to know how your brain functions. The reasoning behind all your decisions .. is fucked. You never make any sense, and you constantly contradict yourself. Your fucking crazy." - Josh. "Yes, But it's nice living in my world" - Me :) TooDLeS ♥
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