Last night at Pastor Lou's house, we watched this Chris Farley tape. It was like a compelation tape of all his skits and stuff...because he died of a drug overdose (ick). But anywho..me and TP laughed sooo hard at this skit. It is HIGHLARIOUS!!!! Watch this unused camera take. Offscreen Voice: Sir, do you realize that you are not drinking regular coffee, but Colombian decaffeinated coffee crystals? Switch Victim: [ confused ] Wha-at? Offscreen Voice: I said, you are drinking Colombian decaf coffee crystals! Switch Victim: [ the smile silently disappears from his face, as anger sets in ] Why.. you.. sonofabitch! You no-good.. damn.. sonofaBITCH!! [ throws his table to the floor, then seizes the waiter by the collar ] You LIED to me!! You told me this was REGULAR COFFEE!! [ punches the waiter in the face, as his wife tries to restrain him ] Shut your YAPPER!! [ a Cook smashes a bottle over the Switch Victim's head, but this doesn't stop him. Instead, he begins to throw pies across the room, as the Cook smashes more bottles over his head. ] I'll GET YOU!! I'll KILL someone!! I'll KILL someone!! [ he starts to throw plates and silverware to the floor, as the Cook sneaks up behind him and repeatedly bangs a pot over the Switch Victim's head until he is finally subdued, his wife sobbing uncontrollably as the scene fades. ]