My crappy little elf name is Juniper Horsebeard.
What's yours?
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My Iraqi Leadership Name is al-Najim Abdul-Majid Muzahim Abd al-Ghafur.
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My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Toilet Duq Shizzlemah.
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My insulting name is Valdoonican'slovechild Poobrain!
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My Mormon name is Nicholeen Jorgana!
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I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, disgustingly generous, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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Are you damned?
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You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!

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