Human Lightning Bolt

Listening to: bleh
Feeling: awesome
Today in math.. me and this kid matt were talking across the room.. and hes like "i have a dick this big." and spreads his hands apart about the width of a ruler... and im like "no" and hes all "yea.. even ask jessicA!" and im all "no" and hes all "yea!!! ASK JESSICA!!" and were argueing for like 2 min.. then im all "yea uh huh! its prolly this big!!" and take my figners arpart about 2 inches!.. and the whole class started laughing histarically!! aparantly they had been in on our convo.. and my teacher was like whats so funny?.. lol it was the most funniest thing ever.. then matt went to the bathroom.. i think i embarrased him.. and he came back in the class room.. and hes like "dont talk to me.." then he asked if id call him.. and i said no... and he asked if hed could call me.. and i said no.. heh.. and then hes like why not?!?! and im all "i dunno".. and then hes like "fuck you" and gave me the finger.. awe i felt bad.. but.. heh.. it was the funniest thing!! besides i think he would be an ass.. cuz before that whole dick vonvo hes askin if id give him head!! .. i mean.. i hardly know him.. and i said no.. and hes like if we were going out?.. and im like.. yea if we were going out.. and then that convo started in.. lol.. i mean.. cuz id NEVER go out with that kid. heh. so yea.. it was funny.. (and i mean.. you must be a real dick if thats the only reason you start talkin to a girl like that.. and start out your convo with that!!! RIGHT?! lol.. i mean.. guys these days.. ergghhhh... those types annoy me. anyways.. In science.. I was a human lightning bolt.. i was the Volunter to get zapped.. i put my hands on this metal ball.. and static electricity i guess passed through me and made my hair stand straight up.. then we made a chain or people.. and ever time someone got added on they'd get shocked.. then my teacehr turned the lights off.. and had people one at a time come touch me.. mostly my finger.. lol.. and we'd put our fingers close and youd see a little sparky bolt jump from my finger to the other persons finger!! and sometimes it was blue and others it was purple.. it was so cool! lol.. and then this kid mario went to move me and grabbed my stomache to move me and he totally shocked me like six times!!! on my stomache few times and on my arms!! :'( it hurt.. and my finger was getting numb from everyone in the clas.. cuz they'd come up one at a time to shock me.. lol. Zac started talking to me again. he told me why he broke up with me. I totally understand tho.. cuz same thing happened here with a diff guy.. and its soo annoying.. but yea.. i dont blame him.. if i were him i woulda done the same thing.. but.. its all ok now. well.. hmm.. ttyl.. bye ♥ Nicole
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