so i just ran to the store to get cigs, and when i get there i run into my girl ashley that i used to work with, the following scenario played out. Me: heey fucker nice to see your alive Ash: hey hey Me: what brings you out in the daytime Ash: ... haha funny Me: yeah, ima dick Ash: uh huh, so what you been up to? i missss you *uncalled for hug* Me: aw i miss you too douche Ash: so, mr. dollar general, are you seein anybody? Me: im talkin to this girl julie bu... Ash: *interrupts* no you aren't. Me: excuse me?.. *then she proceeds to grab a handful of my shirt and SHOVE HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT* =15 seconds elapse= Ash: are you seein anybody? Me: ... Ash: didn't think so. Me: ... Ash: i gotta run. You call me later, k? I'm not done with you. Me: yes ma'am. she still doesnt compare at all to my jules.