Do you still go to raves? Do you think Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a Grape Nut is? Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? Are you "Hooked On A Feeling"? Are you hooked on gin and tonics? Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you "Hooked On Phonics"? Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex? Did you like the movie "Malcolm X"? Or do you own a record by Stryper? Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers? Were you born and raised in New Jersey? Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi? Are you deaf? Well if you are you can't hear me But what's the use of livin' if your ear's be Broken? Even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit No take that towel and hang yourself with it Life's short and hard like a body-building elf So save the planet and kill yourself If you're feelin' down-and-out with what your life is all about Lift your head up high and blow your brains out