1) My uncle once: played for the Boston Red Sox 2) Never in my life: hmm. smoked crack! 3) When I was five: i dont fuckin know... 4) High School was: non existant. thanks steele. 6) I once saw: a dancing hobo 7) There’s this girl I know who: has a serious heroin problem. 8) Once, at a bar: i sang karaoke with ogre. 9) By noon I’m usually: noon?... 10) Last night: was stuck here playin madden with steele 11) If I only had: Patience. 12) Next time I go to church: LMFAO 13) Terry Schiavo: LMFAO 14) What worries me most: pot or beer, pot or beer. 15) When I turn my head left, I see: a wall 16) When I turn my head right, I see: my tv, my bed, my vcr, my alarm clock, and Steele's PS2 17) You know I’m lying when: i open my mouth. 18) What I miss most about the eighties: the music, definitely the music. 19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: n/a. fuck a shakespeare 20) By this time next year: I will be dead. 21) A better name for me would: HEY KID!! 22) I have a hard time understanding: women. 23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: probably skip again and fuck it up twice. 24) You know I like you if: i splow ya up 25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: myself for not fucking it up. 26) skipped. 27) Take my advice, never: call a black person a nigger. 28) My ideal breakfast is: hmm, i dont know. a cigarette and maybe a blunt. 29) A song I love, but do not have is: i got em all. 30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest you come to: go to ogre's. 31) skipped. 32) Why doesn't everyone: relax. 33) If you spend the night at my house: stay up til like 5 am. Get back in the house at 4:59. 34) I’d stop my wedding: hahaha wedding. 35) The world could do without: drama. 36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: smock crack. 37) My favorite blonde is: i dunno, jackie nor lauren's real hair color is blonde, but id have to say lauren. 38) Paper clips are more useful than: clothespins. 39) If I do anything well, it’s: fuck shit up 40) And by the way: I'm an asshole. 41) The last time I was drunk, I: have no fucking idea.