yay xmas

So. Christmas. uh. werd. i woke up around 1pm, missed my nieces opening their mountains of presents. i got nothing, twas expected. I'm an adult now, so, i have to fend for myself. yeeah buddy. watched the football game, then went to my abode (or adobe, whichever sounds cooler) at 6ishishish. woke up round 8 to my brother knocking on my door, didn't answer. slept through it and finally arose around 9-9:15. went downstairs, walked right by my aunt, muttered "merry christmas" as i walked by, and went to lay down in my mother's bed, crashed there until about midnight-ish. Then was abruptly kicked out by the whore. so i stumbled over to the couch in the livingroom, where i finished my night. Merry Christmas. fuckin crackwhores. I have to work in roughly 6 1/2 hours. i might call off just for shitz and giggles. who gives a mother fuck. later.
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your moms useless cum dumpster that deserves to die in a fiery asshole of Dave Ryan
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