one more day until i'm old 2.6

11.59 a Only 12 hours and 1 minute until my birthday begins!! Actually, I was born at 12:07 PM, so like 24 hours and 8 minutes, but you get the picture. I'm turning 21 and I hate it. It stinks. Now most college kids probably think it's awesome to turn 21 but I never like to be normal. I mean HELLO?!?!? 21 is the last positive momentous birthday. After this one, it's all "over the hill" and "old maid" and "where's your cane" or "where's your depends". It's very sad. I want to celebrate my birthday but I don't want to be 21 yet. Like every other year for a decade has been a momentous birthday: 13 -- Officially a teenager, whooop, whoop!! 15 -- learner's permit, hurrah!! 16 -- real driver's liscense, wooooooooo hooooooooooo!! 17 -- they named a magazine after this age! 18 -- officially an adult (mostly), ah-roo-ga! 20 -- "Hey, look at me, I'm a cool 20-somethings now, not a dorky teenager with pimples and baby fat .... no, wait, shoot." It's just so sad. 21. Old woman. Soon I'll be wearing thick grandma glasses and a narly bathrobe, have to get my hair done once a week at the Cuttin Corral, and smelling like a nursing home. Well, hand me my walker, I'm jumping in with both feet!! My Napolean Dynamite costume and dancing birthday party was freakin awesome!! It was incredible .... it was amazing. My sister won the portrait drawing contest, Megan won the costume contest as Deb, and Josh danced like D-Quon, winning the Dance-Like-Napolean contest. It was a good time, if you weren't there, shame on you!! I have Glamour Shots of everyone who came, thanks Megan for setting up your room as a studio! It was awesome!! My sister came as a liger, flippin sweet! The quesadillas and the tots and corn dogs went fast! I'm really glad Cindy got to come up from Tulsa and have a killer time. All-in-all, a really good time. Dy-no-mite, you might say. Well, that's all I have for now, possibly I will break my one-entry-a-week habit and write about my actual birthday tomorrow or Tuesday. We will see!! HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! you know you love me ;) (even if I am old)
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Tina come get your cake! Come on Tina, you old hag (21!) blow out the candles!!
Robin,
I hope you had a wonderful day.
Happy BDay!
Caroline
[Anonymous]
Happy birthday, are you old yet?
[Anonymous]