A few days ago, me, Azzi and his sister were throwing around a football in his garden. Not exactly a football field, so we didn't have to throw long distances. Now the whole right side of my body hurt hurtshurtshurtshurts!!! I feel like I can't even move it! I feel like I've just had a stroke and am paralysed..except I'm paralysed on the right side.
And I can't even run to Azzi and tell him my problem because I'm afraid he'll call me a pussy.
Which I am. :)
that happened to me once...
sorta. It was similar only in that it was an ache/pain.
but it was due to lots and lots of sex over a comparably short amount of time.
I never was much for football. ;-)
I also once got terrible sheet burn.
(also... worth it.)
And I've made myself look like a complete nympho slut bag.
Yay.
Consider your reputation ruined ;)
you're such a monkey.
-rhi