The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:	No!
Do you party a lot? How often?:	Not even.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:	No. I'm clean.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:	Hmm. Like 10 times. Haha.
Do you skip classes? How often?:	Not often.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:	No.
Do you steal?:	Hardly but I did recently and I swear I felt guilty afterwards.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:	No.
Do you drool over celebrities?:	No that's so middle school.
Do you watch a lot of TV?:	Not really.
Do you ever watch the News?:	Yeah.
Do you even care about world issues?:	At times.
Do you read books often?:	I haven't had the time lately.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:	Nope.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:	No.
Do you smoke cigarettes?:	No.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:	No.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:	Yes.
Do you cuss a lot?:	Not anymore.
Are you desperate to fit in?:	Somewhat.
Are you intelligent?:	Average.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:	Nope.
Black eyeliner?:	Yeah.
Black eyeshadow?:	No... but I wouldn't mind.
Black trenchcoat?:	No, that's just weird.
Black boots?:	Only when I wear my business attire but otherwise, no.
Black fishnets?:	Ew. No.
Black nail polish?:	No.
Cigarettes?:	Don't smoke.
Heavy metal music?:	Headache.
Marilyn Manson?:	Creepy.
Kittie?:	Nope.
Cradle of Filth?:	Nope.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:	Maybe.
Do you like to be seen as:	...? Don't get that one.
Are you an intellectual?:	Nyeh.
An atheist?:	Kinda.
Horrible home life?:	It's alright.
Hopelessly depressed?:	I guess so.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:	Somewhat.
Self-mutilation?:	No! Got over that.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:	Nah.
Big black boots?:	Nope.
Mohawk?:	No.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:	No.
Loud, confident and opinionated?:	I wish.
Wild hair colors?:	No.
NOFX?:	They're okay.
Rancid?:	No.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:	Haha, no.
A:	...?
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:	Don't know, but it's average.
Do you watch a lot of sports?:	Nope.
Play a lot of sports?:	No.
Talk a lot about sports?:	That's a bore.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:	I'm not a sports-person.
Are you arrogant?:	No.
Are you a male or female whore?:	Hell no!
Are you homophobic?:	No, I embrace them!
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:	Only my siblings =)
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:	I guess I am.
Boobs = yes?:	No.
Parties = yes?:	No.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:	No.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:	Not really.
Have you ever been on a diet?:	Yeah.
How much did you lose?:	Iuno, I do it based on appearance, not on the actual weight.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:	=/ Kinda.
Make yourself throw up?:	No.
Make-up?:	Yes.
Low-cut tops?:	No.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:	Not big.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:	No.
Giggle a lot?:	Yeah, I can't help it. Always laughing.
What's the deal with boys?:	What IS the deal with boys?
Thongs?:	Nah.
Pretty bras?:	Sure.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:	Yeah.
Who's the weaker sex?:	Males.
Are you a feminist?:	Nope.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:	He's cool.
How often do you shave your legs?:	Enough.
Are you emotional?:	Yeah.
Especially when on your period?:	YES YES YES.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:	Acceptance
Independence or Companionship?:	Companionship
Stability or Freedom?:	Stability
Personal or Interpersonal?:	Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?:	Introvert
Popularity or Isolation?:	Popularity
Unique or Loved?:	Loved
Understood or Individual?:	Understood
You or Them?:	You

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