QUOTES FROM DRUNKS :)

Feeling: alive
"OOPS! i forgot to breathe"-Candy "This is just sillyness" -Dan talking to candy "how do you like it how do you like it DOUG DOUG DOUG ! THE PERV!!!" -liana and candy about candy's dad "seeing as she's slept with half the population, i guess she'd know" -candy talking about varina "but she's sweet, sweet and psycotic" - vaith talking to candy about melissa "we get along better when we dont talk"-vaith talking to candy " hey babe, how about we pick up a 12 and i drink ya pretty"-rylie talking to some ugly chick "hows my bubble?" -dan talking to candy "i cant watch this man"-dan (cowering in a corner) "PORN ROCKS!" - vaith (laughing at porn on TV) "If there was an award for flirting you guys would win...what was all that smacking and him like pinching your stomach with his hand and like... you kept looking into his eyes" -cory about candy and dan "well if you were as drunk as i am, you know where your hand would be... again" -rylie talking to candy " OW! my face!" - Candy after being hit by vaith "are you ok? it looks like a semi hit your face" - rylie to some ugly person "Do what makes you happy man" - vaith talking to dan
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Drunk people are funny.

*Ash
haha thats good stuff.
[Anonymous]
- Ouch -
Kid_Spooky
[Anonymous]
If a handful of social rejects counts for half of the population, then the world really is doomed.
-v
[Anonymous]