Listening to: a whole new world
Feeling: smug
Leroy was a 17 year old ninth grader. Leroy got this homework assignment in his Ebonics class. All he had to do was use each of the following words in a sentence. The following is how he completed the assignment. Leroy got an "A".
OMELETTE: I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide.
BEFORE: Dere was five kids in my family, but then den one died, so now dere before.
RECTUM: I had two Cadillac's but my old lady rectum.
HOTEL: I gave my woman da crabs and da hotel everybody.
ODYSSEY: I told my bro, you odyssey da tits on that hoe.
STAIN: My mother-in-law axed me if I was stain for dinner again.
SELDOM: My cousin gave me two tickets to da Warriors game so I seldom.
PENIS: I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
FORECLOSE: If I pay alimony this month I'll have no money foreclose.
UNDERMINE: There's a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine.
TRIPOLI: I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't find no Tripoli.
DISAPPOINTMENT: My parole officer told med if I miss disappointment he gonna kill me.
INCOME: I just got to bed wit dis hoe and income my wife.
HONOR: At da rape trial, da judge axed my bro, who be honor first?
FORTIFY: I axed da hoe how much? And she said fortify
ISRAEL: Alonzo tried to sell me a Rolex, I said man dat look fake. He said, no Leroy, Israel.
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