Dear Ben,

YOU SUCK.

But on top of that, I think you're a self centred controlling ass hole, who likes to toy with the hearts and lives of others for your own gain and here is why:

You're dating an ugly troll who likes to have sex with you. You claim shes controlling and bitchy, but yet you stay with her. Why?

Then you go behind Troll face the Crazies back, and toy with the heart of a woman who happens to be my best friend.

TWICE.

And both times you turned around after leading her on, and smash her heart into the ground with your big fat ugly foot (this is how I imagine your feet look.)

MISTAKE PAL. BIG MISTAKE.

You can't do that, jerkwad. You cannot continually ask some one if you should cheat on your troll (while she continually says no) and then pretty well force yourself on her. You can't keep trying to talk to her when she tells you to fuck off, and then string her along knowing full well, she is totally and completely into you, and then turn around the next day and tell her that its wrong and that she shouldn't wait around for you anymore.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

That is not fair, to her, or to you, or to that troll no one likes.

Ben, you ain't even going to read this, but mark my words, Next time I see you in the street, Sam, Christine Wilson and I are going to beat the shit out of you and your crappy baseball hat, and your stupid fucking side burns. We're going to beat you to a pulp. Why? Because no one breaks Julia's heart TWICE and fucking gets away with it.

You're a stupid piece of shit and I wish you an eternity with your troll.

Have a nice day

Love, Kim.