Wowitsansn: one day, there was a kid who was walking down the champs elysees, thinking about cheese. squabitts: then all the sudden this gargantuous big toe started yelling at him Wowitsansn: and he said "look kid, you better get the hell off this street. this is MY turf." squabitts: The kid was freightened, but all the sudden this flying super hero cheese came down and landed on the big toe!!! Wowitsansn: the super hero, named swiss mister, began judo chopping at the big toe and blindfolded him with cheesecloth (despite the toe having no eyes) squabitts: As he was kicking the jelly outof him he said, "hey you toe!!! what the crap do you think you're doing to that stupid kid. I'll clip your nail if i have to!" squabitts: dun dun dun Wowitsansn: and so the toe had a nervous breakdown and admitted that all hed ever wanted to do was be a traffic cop, but because he was a big toe, no city would hire him, which drove him to his life of crime on the champs elysees squabitts: "Gasp," said the boy. He just couldn't beleive what was happening, but it didn't matter becuase he got distracted by an artichoke. The cheese got out a tissue and said, Wowitsansn: "oh big toe, youre making it up." and he strangled the toe with the tissue and the toe died. and as it fell, it landed on the boy! squabitts: It was ok though, becuase the boy didn't notice. He was too busy eating the artichoke. The cheese was very proud of his day and thought he'd better take a picture to hang on his fridge Wowitsansn: so he whipped out a polaroid handicam and took a picture of the little boy eating the artichoke. but the purpose of the picture was misunderstood and the police arrested swiss mister for voyeurism, evn though its not illegal. squabitts: the end! that was a story between me and keith. it was way funny! but we need to know, who is the better story adder onner person (the best at makin up stories)? tell the truth! squabitts, or wowitsansn? hmm???? and read the story, don't just leave me a comment...please!!