Appendix says what?

I am now one appendix short of a human being.
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Yup. I look reaaalllly good. Almost like I just had surgery. Oh, wait! Hah. Well, that was kind of a surprise, but I'm glad it's gone. We were in a fight, my appendix and I, anyhow. The hospital was an exciting experience. I was ready to kill everyone by the time I had to leave. And, most importantly, this experience made me dislike my mother more than ever before. Just one single example, and then I'll go sleep, because I didn't do that at all last night. Can you tell? Yeah? Yeah? As if it's not bad enough that my mom's neglectful and, well, stupid in private, today, as I was leaving my room, I stood up, picked up all my stuff, and said "Woah, I'm dizzy." So what did mother do then? Well, naturally, she started yelling at me for complaining. My room mate's visitors were shocked. They said things like "Stop complaining?! She had her appendix removed! Don't worry honey, I'm sure she didn't mean it." But she did mean it. I hope she felt really stupid after that. But somehow, I don't think she did. =/ Oh, and if you've ever had the urge to see me high/intoxicated/not in my right mind, I have a picture that I've entitled "A Little Too Much Codeine":
I did get to steal a neat bathrobe, though.
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dont you love how nobody called me at all!! i hate them and i hope they know that

-michelle
[Anonymous]
yeah, i'd totally wanted to violate you right tehre in your room, but i thought maybe the stuff might get in the way, you know?
next time.
<3
[Anonymous]
you're such a special little girl...
-the spouse
[Anonymous]
OMG! I hope your recovering fine! No one ever tells me these things. I would have so visted you at the hospital if I knew! Oh well I guess.
-Ashleigh
[Anonymous]
gee. its quite sad when your friend is in the hospital and you knew nothing about it until you read her sd. my god. ashely. i hope you recover really really fastly cuz yea. surgery isn't cool. =/

i wish someone would have told me. i would have loved to visit you, and hopefully you know that. i would have bought you lotsa cool stuffs too.

meh. oh well. you sound like you're recovering just fine. which is awesome. =)
your really hot
[Anonymous]