Current Online Conversation: Random Reader: so ur not jv? Me: No, I’m not. Just a fan, and nothing more. Random Reader: but u sound like him. read like him wen u type stuf. Me: Well then, I am flattered because he writes so intellectually. Random Reader: yeh, u gota b him. no 1 can hav a intelecual convo like u jus had wit me witout bing the reel guy Honestly ... Other than the fact that this person is a prime example of why I am losing faith in our nation's educational system - and why I blame internet slanguage for America's illiteracy and improper grammar ... Some readers just can't seem to get it through their heads that I AM NOT JHONEN VASQUEZ! I've never met him! Never spoken to him. Fuck, I've never even written him fanmail. Jesus. And for the last time. I do not have his screenname for AOL or MSN or whatever, his e-mail, his "snail" mail, his phone number, or a lock of his hair stashed away in a keepsake box. And again - I AM NOT JHONEN! And, besides, even if I was, I would deny it because I'd want people to get off my case about it ... And that, my lovely readers, is enough of that. No more of this Jhonen nonsense. On to more pressing matters ...