If I ever become famous (for what I've no idea) I will give my autograph in crayon only. This is the sort of thing on which I speculate. I smoke so I have a legitimate reason to carry a lighter, "Because you never know when you'll want to light something on fire" was starting to weird people out. "Real smokers" would hate to know I don't inhale it... it agitates my throat. I play with the smoke as I let it burn down.