yeah i know im lazy

well my mom came downstairs to do her laundry blah blah blah... she started bitching at me becuse i hadent taken my clean clothes out of the dryer.... she blahed on about nothing then i slit her face off.... in my mind... then she was like yeah i can fucking see it now your gona have a tv a bed a chair a computer.. then have a washer and dryer... you will keep your clean clothes in the dryer and put the dirty in the washer. yes mom thank you for this idea for when i move out on my own i will now save money on not haveing to buy hanggers and dressers so thanks for the idea mom oh i wont buy dishes either. il have 1 spoon 1 fork and a sharp knife. no plates bowls of glases maybe a few disposible cups and plates. oh they also make disposable bowls alltho i will have to get the styrofoam bowls cause i dont think milk will nold in a paper bowl.... fuckit. ill just dumb milk in the box of cereal and drink the fuckers. oh i vacumed my room today yeah took me and hour yeah well if fatty sphan wouldent of came to my house and carved styrofoam up in my room it would of been so bad.. oh did i mention i used a fucking shopvac being my mom blew the fucking vacume up again ltr maggots
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LMAO....

THATS SOOO FUNNY...NO DISHES...
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO BOWLS...JUST EAT IT OFF THE FLOOR WHILE YOUR AT IT~~~1!!! LOL
i LOVE YOU BABE..

XOX.`MEL