It's not all of you, but a majority of you that has pretty much brought my patience to it's end.  There is a thing that you do when services are rendered in a satisfactory manner.  It's called TIPPING.  I use my gas and go to your house so you could sit on your ass and avoid the burden of the outdoors. The least you could do is on a 12.60 bill is give me the 13 bucks so I could at least say I got something for it.  THE TIP LINE ON A CREDIT CARD SLIP IS NOT THERE FOR SPACING!!! USE IT!!!!!  We're all in a recession right now and I understand that money is tight... but would it absolutely kill you to give a dollar to the guy who saved you probably 3 bucks in gas to pick up the food yourself? I can't help myself anymore and the next time I get burned I don't know if I could contain myself from rolling my eyes at your inconsideration.

I am wrong... she isn't going to be another Jamie... when this comes to an end you are going to be the one who comes up with some retarded ultimatum for her and you, Dave,  you will be the Jamie.  The one she could barely stand to be near, but always knows the moment she needs a sympathy lay she could count on to be balls to the wall happy with anticipation. What hurts the most is you told every fucking body, but me about this.  Fuck... I found out that I was a REPLACEMENT for her when she couldn't show up to that party. I know why... because I wouldn't pat you on the back, give you a high five,  and tell you you're doing a great thing for man kind by having a friend with benefits. I'd tell you you're doing things wrong and right now you have to believe you're doing things right, It's all a big ass joke.  You fall in love as fast and as often as the rain falls from the sky.  It's not that we don't understand you, Dave.  It's that we know you too well and know that there is about a 90% chance this venture is going to end up with you thinking about putting another bottle of pills in your mouth.   She'll raise your hopes unintentionally until she eventually pulls the rug out from under you and you fall 15 stories down to below the previous lowest point in your life.

Also... Stop acting like that fucking guy from Office Space.  To quote the movie "every day you say you're going to lose your job, but yet, you are still here."  Nut up, buttercup.

What a weekend ^^... my baby is older, and we did it together.... Saw a great movie with her, got her stuff, and had a great meal that was surprizingly cheap. May I be too bold to say I think I did well?... meh :... good enough I suppose to earn another year out of her... I hope.  I shouldn't have went to that movie the second time... I really did want you to come, but you weren't there enough to get you to come with me. I'm sorry, baby.  I hope I could make it up to you with style... I just have no idea how to do that right now... it's too early and my brelastoain is still mush.  I had a dream I drank a gelato... OH NOEZ... MY VEGAN POWERZ!.

I think it'd be cooler to date people if you had to defeat their evil Exes.

hours away from my baby's b-day ^^..... days away from 5 years with My Guiding Light. This weekend is gunna be NICE. Have things in mind and some money to actually throw at it.  Good times ^^. I want my damn CLA check... get on it mo fos. School is looking good.   I could get one book that's normally almost 100 bucks for 50... but the damn school prints their own math book... which is 120 x.x... so I've got some sucking up to do. My parents are awesome... end of story.  My fiancee is awesome,  but that story is just beginning ^^.  I love you!!!!.... enjoy the cupcakes of the future xD.

The school money situation is in check at least, but my other money situation certainly isn't.  What the hell PetSmart?... Can I get some love up in here? I certainly am not from my other job. 2 Days a week isn't going to get me anywhere. So be cool and give me the job already. Those other people, they suck compared to me.  I have real problems of epic suckiness. Come on brah, hook me up. I want my fiancee to actually enjoy her bday this year.