Get this shit!

Listening to: MC Hammer *WOOT*WOOT*
Feeling: ill
Okay - help me out with understanding this: I bought a new toothbrush tonight, and just got back from the most complicated fight I've ever been in. It was like a fucking street fight between hardcore Crips and Bloods, Napoleon and Russia, or maybe even Ceasear and Brutus/mob. The fucking toothbrush was in so much plastic wrapping stuff. kinda like a box, and it was glued... melted together so tightly it was impossible to rip open. Noooo - Instead; you have to try to cut it. But the damn plastic is so think that you need hugeass shears! and then its fucking vaccuum packed so there was no where to cut!! I know you understand me when I say that the people at OralB need to loosen up a little bit and get wasted. They're too high strung there! Gaddamnit - noone is going to open a package at Wal-Mart to pocket a toothbrush the size of their forearm! What the hell! Just put it in a box with one of those easy open backs that everyone else uses. Just because it vibrates doesnt mean people are gonna be tempted to steal the fucking toothbrush that wouldnt even be allowed on a plane.... "I'm sorry Sir, but that toothbrush is too big to be a carry on - you'll have to check it at the gate"
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lmao. wow thas so funny. i hate when they put things in those plastic package things. i always spend like 574957498 hours juss tryna oopen it
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HAHA I think that is so true! and extremely funny if u don't mind me saying. -Lindsey
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