LISA This is my unsent email to you because i am in the libr

Listening to: none
Feeling: addicted
Dear Lisa-lay I am to be writing a thing.. no I am not.. but a think. So here goes. Once upon a time there was a beautiful lady named lisa. She was so very gorgeous. So very. And she dyed her hair the colors of the rainbow. One day, Lisa’s manly-love fell down into a well. Once this happened. Lisa was so very sad, because her man love died. “MAN LOVES ARENT SUPPOSED TO DIE!” She screamed. “YES I KNOW BUT THERE ISNT ANYTHING TO DO.” A lady with a red 50;s dress popped up. “ASTRO pita. I am taylor.” Love love and the day away. They skipped and jumped, and flew to the moon. It was so very wonderful you see. So very. The two girls mourned over the dead things and were angry when the evil ugly women separated them. “what are you going to do when the sun dies?” Taylor asked, eating her pina colada straw. “nothing, I don’t know. Ther isn’t anything to do because we will be dead you see>?” no we wont. They both agreed on that. So. To this day, madams dance in the shower rain, and they spit on ducks, and drop ketup over overpasses. Hmmm,, well. Birthdays are a big thing, one exclaims. Oh yes I know. Said the opposite. You know what. There is a kid with ADD behind me. He smells And is named Kevin rodosky He is gay retarded shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up I miss you spooooooooon, you must come back to save me from the evil nazi lynch. Because you know, I have to pay for a fucking retarded brick. I think that is so stupidly gay. Yes stupidly gay, but, what can you do> nothing I suppose. Nothing at all. I feel weird. Like iu haven’t talked to you in forever. I want to get the new cosmo today. It shall be lovelt, oh so nice. We should have a cosmo sleepover. And be allll Ooooo girl movies. We should. It will be fun but we should dres up and go to the mall, with that eing southgate or west ed, whatever. Yah it shall be… abhhhh I am so bored. We are supposed to be doing shit. I don’t know what Bahhahbf ashg D I am mad I don’t like cheese, or my mother, if I eat meat it reminds me of her so I get grossed out :P ick. I tink that is icky maybe vegitarian ness would be good. Yahhhhhh hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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