Kyle's Catch-Up Article

Every once in a while I try to masturbate an exceptionally long word into my sentences without really knowing what that word means. Thanks Mikey. haha Well, I'm not going away on spring break anymore, the parentals basically put the kibosh on that. I guess I'm stuck partying every gosh darn day for almost two weeks here in my hometown, during which I'll turn 18. *ties a noose* Yeah right, that's gonna be an effing good time. Danielle commented to me that she was totally looking forward to me putting up a new entry on St. Patty's Day. To her i say these things twofold: 1) you deserve to be slapped in public haha:P and 2) come on, I'm Irish...I couldn't even remember my own fucking name. Actually, I didn't get drunk on St. Patrick's Day, but I hope you did. Because if you didn't, then I have failed you as a friend and more importantly as a parent. And I don't think I can take this kind of failure. *ties another noose* I got to raid a girls' night last night, at one in the morning. It was a really fun time- we ate fooooood, watched Breakfast Club, laughed at stuff, talked about random things, and a good time was had by all. However, I am dismayed to say that I had to sit thru the last half of the movie "From Justin to Kelly." *ties the noose tighter*
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lol...awww poor baby.....*a kiss on the cheek* I'm visiting my dad for spring break. Atleast it's a vacation from my mom, and the horror that she calls her husband.
lol...awww poor baby.....*a kiss on the cheek* I'm visiting my dad for spring break. Atleast it's a vacation from my mom, and the horror that she calls her husband.