Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. DA DA CHA! sorry i know that joke sucks but i am soooo delirious..its funny. My mom was painting the new house today, and she was working with primer, and she didnt open any windows for a while, and she and my aunt were like really high. Apparently it was really funny, but i guess you kinda had to be there... jesus i need sleep. -later-