The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:	sometimes
Do you party a lot? How often?:	sometimes
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:	no...you mean steriods
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:	like never, unless talking fast and telling a story
Do you skip classes? How often?:	not this semester
Do you have casual sex? Protected?:	is there such thing as casule sex, and i dont, so i dont need the stupid protection
Do you steal?:	no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:	how do you describe innaproprite clothing, clothing is apporiate by your standards
Do you drool over celebrities?:	only ashton
Do you watch a lot of TV?:	no
Do you ever watch the News?:	no it makes me cry
Do you even care about world issues?:	yes they make me cry
Do you read books often?:	yes about two books a week
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:	no i have all A's
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:	yes and family
Do you smoke cigarettes?:	no they smell bad
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:	uh no i hang out at my house
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:	all the time
Do you cuss a lot?:	no not so much, only when im around losers like carlos
Are you desperate to fit in?:	no i dunno wanna
Are you intelligent?:	like no other
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:	yuck
Black eyeliner?:	cant live wihtout it
Black eyeshadow?:	not so much
Black trenchcoat?:	never seen one
Black boots?:	dont wear boots
Black fishnets?:	they get to holey too fast
Black nail polish?:	i dont wear nail polish
Cigarettes?:	smell
Heavy metal music?:	is too loud
Marilyn Manson?:	is ugly
Kittie?:	who
Cradle of Filth?:	who
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:	perpetual angst maybe, constant frown, never
Do you like to be seen as:	a beautiful lady
Are you an intellectual?:	more then others
An atheist?:	no
Horrible home life?:	not really
Hopelessly depressed?:	more then you know
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:	.........
Self-mutilation?:	no comment
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:	yuck
Big black boots?:	yuck
Mohawk?:	umm i love chloe
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:	no
Loud, confident and opinionated?:	YES! YES! YES!
Wild hair colors?:	i never died my hari before
NOFX?:	who
Rancid?:	sometimes
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:	yes
A:	loser
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:	139
Do you watch a lot of sports?:	sometimes
Play a lot of sports?:	not anymore
Talk a lot about sports?:	onyl when im talking to other jocks
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:	yes
Are you arrogant?:	no
Are you a male or female whore?:	neither
Are you homophobic?:	no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:	no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:	yes
Boobs = yes?:	yes
Parties = yes?:	sometimes
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:	no
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:	no only 20 mins to 40
Have you ever been on a diet?:	no
How much did you lose?:	nothing
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:	uh not somuch either
Make yourself throw up?:	no
Make-up?:	a need
Low-cut tops?:	no need
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:	34 c
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:	yes
Giggle a lot?:	yea only when im talking to cute boys
What's the deal with boys?:	they are disgustion jerks
Thongs?:	a need
Pretty bras?:	no need
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:	YM
Who's the weaker sex?:	male
Are you a feminist?:	no
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:	no
How often do you shave your legs?:	every night to everyother
How about your armpits?:	everynight
Are you emotional?:	more than youll ever know
Especially when on your period?:	periods suck. plain and simple. that was a stupid question
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:	oraginality
Independence or Companionship?:	independence
Stability or Freedom?:	freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?:	personal
Introvert or Extrovert?:	extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?:	no comment
Unique or Loved?:	loved
Understood or Individual?:	understood
You or Them?:	ME baby

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