Right, it's the last day of Irish school..... and everyone is getting knocked down by lorries!!!!! I'm serious, there's 4 people killed by lorries in the past two days... So as a warning, if you see a lorry on the road..... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! And if you see anyone jumps a red light..... PHONE THE GARDAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unless you're not Irish, cuz then its 911!!!!!! So basically kids, be safe on the roads... And remember: It is NOT cool to say you got run over by a fiat punto! At least jump out in front of a new merc.... give it a couple of scratches... and pick a slow one, just so it doesn't actually kill you! And that's the news for today folks!!!!!! Ps Don't get pregnant....