Facts

Feeling: bleh
So here is a random list of fifty facts about me. Little or well known, I'm not sure. Probably mostly little known since nobody bothers to read anything I write. At least typically. :::Begin List::: 1. I adore cosmetics. I can't be without them. 2. My absolute favourite color is chartruese. If you have any idea what that is, I heart you. 3. People think my feet are cute because they are nine inches long and four inches across at the widest point. They may be adorable, but it sucks finding shoes. 4. I'm a sucker for guys who decorate their face with cosmetics similar to mine. 5. Billy Martin is the most gorgeous person that I have ever seen. 6. I am quite proper and use an older vocabulary. Ex. That's triflin = That irks me quite so. 7. I like to hide myself away in corners. 8. I wish I could hide in my closet, but it's full. 9. I do not like/want children. Unless the children are trained properly. 10. I enjoy silent movies just as much as I like thrillers. 11. I refuse to cry. 12. I am known to be quite sarcastic. 13. My eyes are hazel. They have include five rings around my pupil: black -> brown -> orange -> yellow -> green. And a blue ring caused by my contacts. These rings are starburst and changes sizes quite often thus changing the colour of my eyes. 14. I like to trust people, but I am always suspicious. 15. I enjoy making my brother look like the dreadful son that he is. 16. I am two years ahead in math, yet I screw up simple math when I try to do calculations in my head. 17. I find psychology to be most intriguing. 18. I heart words that most people never even think of. 19. I really enjoy making up my own words. 20. I think guys who wear girls pants are attractive. 21. I tend to find guys online that look like Billy and it makes me sad, because I can't have them. 22. No matter how happy I appear to be when I am around other people, it's usually not so. 23. I despise it when people bother me to ask me while I'm not smiling, no matter what's going on or what I am doing. Ex. At the end of a long day, if I sit down and sigh, I am bombarded by people who suddenly care about why I'm not psychotically happy. It's nice that they care, well, for the whole two minutes of it. 24. I have only seen one or two other people that could almost match the amount of bracelets and other jewelry that I wear. 25. I'm a glamour whore. I like to take things and make them shiny and retro-couture. 26. I think the best thing ever is inside jokes. You and those on the inside can give each other secret signals and code phrases and start laughing while nobody else knows. 27. I have the ability to show up at the mall on days when every store is having sales without prior notice. 28. I have a menacing glare that seems to scare most people. 29. My friends and I like to make fun of everything. And laugh at how pathetic we are. 30. I am smitten with electronica music. 31. My absolute favorite food EVER is sugar. It's not technically a food, but it's still my favourite. 32. I am technologically impared unless it involves my mp3 player. 33. I listen to music almost constantly, it even plays while I sleep. 34. I don't like writing profiles for blogs. Though I do enjoy having them. 35. X is my favourite letter. 36. My fabourite names for guys are 1-Xerxes, 2-Xavier, 3-Dimitri & Damien, Chase, and Derekk. But I have yet to find guys with the first four names, so I added the last two to my list so I had hopes of finding some of them. 37. Mos people think I am a sinister girl and always tell me they wouldn't be surprised if I went on a killing spree. (Don't worry, I won't kill anybody; it would ruin my chances of becoming a Museum Curator) 38. I am a gum addict. I am always chewing gum, otherwise I get a bit fidgety. 39. I've never written this many things about myself before. I'm surprised this list is so long. 40. I roll my eyes at people who complain about having to wear three inch heels for two hours. The taller the heels are, the better; I've worn five inch heels from seven a.m. to eleven p.m. and didn't complain. If you can't stand heels, don't buy them. 41. I loathe those who make lame jokes about it not being All Hallow's Eve when they see the way I dress. It's about as original as Your Mom. 42. I enjoy cooking very much, but mostly I bake cookies. 43. Using twisted logic amuses me greatly. 44. I will continue this foolish pursuit until I reach schfifty. I think that will be a good stopping point. If your still here, I love you forever now. Perhaps I shall continue this to one hundred some other day. 45. I have but one older sibling, whom I tend to disagree with. 46. I don't really care about all of those typical girly chain letters saying "Guys should do these things". 47. I abhor from chick flicks. If it says "heartwarming" on it and it's not on fire, I probably won't like it. 48. I heart cheesy eighties things such as big hair, bad movies, bright lips, and "mesh hose" (fishnets. cheestastic won't it) 49. One of my favourite songs is the Emo Song by Adam and Andrew. Find it. Listen to it. LOVE IT. 50.I don't remember the last time I cried more than a tear or two. :::End List:::
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*kisses* you're hilarious. i do declare. happy birthday, sugar roses. sweet 16.
"If you can't stand heels, don't buy them."

DAMN STRAIGHT. Ladies should know how to walk in heels. Congrats.

-falltopieces
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