omg.... these two jokes have got to be the most hilarious racial jokes in the world..... How do u find the population of Mexico? --- Roll a penny down the street.... Who is the richest person in Mexico? --- The one who gets the penny..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!! omfgz i was laughing my ass off when my friend told me this like, thirty seconds ago...

just kidding.... i have such a sweet boyfriend.... now.... my other one was an ass... he was (and still is) in love with some other chick.... it sucked... so i shoved him in his locker and (obviously) broke up with him... but my gorgeous boyfriend now is such a sweetie... I love him so much!

Holy shit i haven't been on this thing in like, a year.... good effing god!....

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VIDAL LIEN IS THE SEXIEST DAMN THING ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! i love him soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!

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kdsahjoiebfbauoibftio speech today is gay... we're in the computer lab right now... and we're looking up stuff that i already know... iofajfuoia huhufh f jfajoij; spille is in class with me, so it isn't as boring.... g2g.... bye

Ms fredell is a dyke... she needs to keel over and die.... seriously.. she's a hamburger on toothpicks... her neck sags down to her boobs, and her boobs sag down to her stomach, and then her stomach sags down to the floor.... and I sit in the fron row, so she sits down right in front of me and so her fat is exposed like 5 inches in front of my face... i wanna puke everytime she sits down.... DYKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmm... hwayong.... vincent smells really good.... lol well Hwayong is sexier....

okay... so Kevin didn't show at the dance... I din't expect him to, so I wasn't really disapointed... well so I was having a good time teaching my freshman how to dance when Hwayong came over and i said hi and I guess he took it as an invitation to dance w/ me... I dint really care what he took it as, but damn.... he's a really good freaker... he had his hand up my shirt in the back... then l8r when we were slow dancing, he was like, eating my neck... then later we were freaking and he practically had his hand in my bra... then he like started humping my ass, and then alluva sudden, he was like, "I gotta go, sorry" well i had fun...

"Kevin better get his ass in gear"- Laura "Literally"- me... haha

la la la la.... Im going 2 a dance 2night... hopefully with Kevin... yes.... I no longer like Ryosuke in that way.... well hopefully he'll come... lol... I asked him, but he didn't say yes... well he didn't exactly say no either... but its 1 of those things i'll have to deal with... :) Blessings from Choi the Asain Mime- Theresa

yes.... bitchy... I feel bitchy... farewell... I have stated the fact that I am feeling bitchy, so now I leave... Blessings from Choi the Asain Mime- Fred

These are ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS TAKEN FROM CHURCH BULLETINS!!!! 1- Don't let worry kill you- let the church help. 2- Thursday night- Potluck supper. Prayer and medication will follow. 3- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. 4- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 5- The rosebud on the altar is to announce the birth of David Alaln Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. 6- This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. 7- Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early. 8- Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor. 9- Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his office. 10- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. 11- We will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. 12- Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. 13- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind and may be seen in the Church basement Friday. 14- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall, music will follow. 15- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. I LUV these!!!! They are soooooo fucking funny! and my choir director brought them in... i think that's even funnier!!!!!

I'm back from San Fran.... I had a hell of a tym there... that and burning my ass of in fucking Columbia.....no offense, but it wuz FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!! and I'm almost sure that if Ryosuke had been there, it woulda bN @ lEst 10 degrees hotter!!! lol.... I went to the beach 2day... it sucked.... i had a major league headache, and... i don't remember... oh fuck it... l8tr.... THERE LAURA!!! HAPPY??? I UPDATED!!!!

okay... I think I know wut pic 2 put in.... BILLY MARTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!

Lame jokes rock!!! that's y I took my precious fucking time to type these so u can laugh your fucking asses off!!!! in shorter terms... lyfao!!!! Why does Snoop Dog always carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle!!!! What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels!!!! What goes up and down, but doesn't move? Stairs!!! How do you keep an idiot busy? Put them in a circular room and tell them to go sit in the corner. oooo how bout some lame Your Momma jokes!!! Your Momma's so stupid that she stole free bread! Your Momma's so stupid that she starved to death when she got locked in the grocery store! Your Momma's so retarded that she got hit by a parked car! Your Momma's so fat that when she tip-toes down the hall way, she creates the second San Andreas Fault! okay... I'll stop b4 I get 2 carried away... Blessings from Choi The Asain Mime

Ha ha... It was cool! I was looking out the window when I noticed these things on the hill... I was like, "Ooo Brad, check out those wooly fluffy things on the hill!" Brad gave me his your-so-fucked look and said "umm.. Those are sheep... they're called sheep..." ha ha.. I felt really blonde... I wuz like.. oh... right... I knew that... except I didn't..

blah blah blah... some hot guy just came up to the door and asked if he could paint the house... I wuz like, well I'm not sure... My parents are in the backyard doing yard stuff.. he said.. Oh.. well here's a brochure. I wuz like... Thanks... then he started talking to me about the most retarded things.... "Well the weather has been nice this summer" a nod from me... "What's your favorite kind of car?" "Mustang... 67" "oh cool"... then he started talking about all the cars his dad used to have... finally I cut him off and said "Well I've got things to see and people to do so bye." and then i slammed the door...

I switched from Ryosuke to Jeffrey.... only for a while until I find another hot picture of Sato or something... maybe i'll put hott Laura in... ha ha... just kidding Laura... don't kill me now... or maybe I'll put hott Drake Bell in or sumthin'... ooo how bout hottie Toby Maguire? hmmmmm debating deeply on which hottie to put in.... your opinions? Laura Sato Tob Mag Drake Andy CHOI!!!

ha ha... I get 2 got to Tori's prty 2morrow.... i think i'm gonna get a new bathing suit for the beach 2... Tony has my hat... fuck him.... ha ha... Jon-Jon is an ass hole... him and Dylan are like the 2 stooges... I'm not kidding... they are soooooo retarded.... yesterday @ concentration camp (tennis camp) Jon served and accidentally hit Dylan in the back of the head... Me and Allison were laughing soooooo fucking hard... well as expected, Dylan calmly picked up the ball, turned around and said "Oh, is this your ball?" Jon- "Yeah" then Dylan walked over and pretended to hand it 2 him, but threw it as hard as he could... and he wuz standing- what?- 2 feet away from Jon... and he missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It wuz the funniest damn thing in the world!!!!! Well as it turns out, we aren't getting all our carpet redone, we're only getting the halls redone... oh well... I dont really care...Dave called today... I hung up on him... i dunno y, but i felt like being a bitch... so i hung up on him... i think he knoes i'm mad @ him.... I hope he knows I'm mad @ him.... then maybe he'll get his head outta his ass and realize what a lame present a tattoo is... ya... he gave me a tattoo for my birthday... lame!?!?!?!? well ryosuke isn't replying... andy is a little caucasian asian, shane lee is a pimp... and antony is a bastard... well not really, but I like to say that anyway... oh and you can't forget Choi the asain mime!!!! or Jae Hoon the hottie.. lol... JEFFREY!!!!!!!!! at Nazi camp, laura and I were realizing exactly how lonely it is with out Jeffrey and his "Jeffrey Start" haha... he holds his goggles on his face while he dives in... Henry is another who was missed greatly by Laura and I... Okay.. that last couple lines wuz really random, but wutev... OMFG!!! Cole the Hobo wrote "YEE YEE YO YO YO EMBRYO!!! I don't know wut that means but WHAT- EVA!!!!!" in my year book... HOW LAME!!!!!!! and then in laura's he wrote purple-monkey-dishwasher or sum hobo shit like that... I wuz like WTF?!?! oh and I wuz watching Demented Cartoon Movie again on albinoblacksheep.com... i laugh everytime something blows up... it's like, "Blah" and then the guys head blows off... and then the world blows up like 13 times or something... but it's funny... okay... well I'll quit rambling.... Blessings from Choi the Asiain Mime- Fred

la la la... well guess fucking wut? I get 2 go 2 San Fran next week!!!! WEEEEEEE! oh.... but there is a down side to this "wonderful" expedition.... I have to look at fucking colleges... fun... not... I'd rather sit on my ass and watch Demented Cartoon Movie forever... well one good thing, I get 2 go 2 Tori's party on Saturday... and I get to see King Arthur... with Kiera Knightly... she's a hottie.... lol.... Well I got's 2 go.... May the infinitesimally small Caucasian Asian Andy Place his tiny powers on you- Fred