"igby" "igby" "igby?" "my mother is psychotic" "is she?" "she has a thing for pills, you know zolof, prozac, valium, all your default prescription drugs." "hmmmm.igby?" "i come from a large family" "six kids?" "four." "that's not that bad." "not to you." "hmmmm. that could get expensive." "no. they all act. movies, commercials, bad soap operas." "really?" "really." "do you act too?" "no, i'm just a fuck up." "hmmm. would you like to get some tea, igby." "you like saying igby don't you." "of course. who the hell is named igby?" "me." "but you, are a fuck up, so it's okay" "tea?" "tea."