for you i bleed myself dry

yesterday i had some great sex. i love days like yesterday that just make you never want to stop fucking. its a good feeling. i think when i grow up, i'll never leave my silk-sheeted bed. i'll stay there and get laid, all day every day. i think id like to have sex in space. zero gravity could lead to some tantalizing positions. missed a starbucks meeting yesterday. i apologize. my memory slipped through my fingers. soon enough we will speak over java and chess. the gestapos at seneca have decided for me to do ten thousand hours of homework. guess i'll get to it. im missing something...yes...my mind...
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sorry, i dont know how to play chess.

it was a good idea though.
[Anonymous]
eevn tho ur diary is titled "irony"...