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November 30th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
Listening to: fucking on the dance floor
Feeling: sinful
alright, i just check my comments today on this and i saw that the ONE new one was this
'I hope you get pregnant and die...
[anonymous (24.180.88.109)]'
FIRST OF ALL. this story is only partically true, you dumb jealous cunt. i am still a virgin....and i really dont think i can die from being pregnant unless some evil monster crawled inside me or something.
haha. and i find this so funny.
people write hate, but dont have the FUCKING guts to say who they are.
this is the first bad comment ive ever gotten on this story so honestly, im not that offened.
and by writing this little letter to whomever wrote that comment is not saying that i am offened; it is only to show the rest of the world how stupid 'You' are. |
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[ part :: 20 ] |
July 27th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
ATTENTION; EDITED
Me- dude. go up and get Brody so he can help
Sarah- no. i cant move when i smoke
Me- liar. ill go get him
...like i didnt want to
And she kept watching TV laughing at all the stupid shit that came on because she was so baked.
I walked up the stairs just to catch him sleeping.
When i got to his room i looked inside, he wasnt there. I realised he was in the shower when i heard the water running. Unlucky me right? not.
I knock on the door and waited.
A few seconds later, to my suprise, the door was being opened. Brody opened the door with the cutest, most devilish smile ive ever seen on anyone.
He was naked
Me- hey...whats up?
Brody smiled that smile again
Brody- Im just about to get in the shower
Me- Oh yea? Well, I was just coming to get you so you could help us...with something
Brody- Well, Im gonna be busy for a while
Me- Busy with what?
Brody- You.
I wasnt about to object to the offer, more like instrution.
He grabbed my hand and pulled me in and shut the door behind us. I had no trouble taking my clothes off because Brody did all the work for me.
Cover your ears children...
When I went downstairs, sarah was raiding the fridge and had already done the cupboards.
Sarah- Man! We gotta make some cupcakes!
Me- Hell yea!
Sarah- We dont hae any cupcake mix...i dont think
Me- Did you look
Sarah- Yea man, cant you tell?
Me- Lemme look
The first cabnet door i opened had four boxes of four different types of cupcake mix in the back
Me- Did you look in this one
Sarah- Yea! There not in there. We gotta go get Brody so he can take us to go get some.
Me- Dude your an idiot, theres four boxes right here
Sarah- oh...
We both started geekin
While Sarah was mixing the mix, i rolled up a blunt.
Me- 'Baking blunt'
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[ part :: 19 ] |
June 24th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
Listening to: blink 182
Feeling: sinful
I ran so fucking fast, I impressed myself. So here was my plan; I would wait in the basement for a little while, maybe five minutes, THEN I would come up and pretend everything was all cool.
But, seeing as I’m very close to having ADD I found it very hard to sit my ass still. So I went to the box of ‘party supplies’ (heeheehee) and found a bong and I knew there was some left over shit upstairs so I just would go up there pretending I was looking for a bong.
So I go upstairs and nobodies in the living room; AKA the place we smoked up last night and where the weed was. So I started filling up the bowl, and I here someone coming down stairs. I start taking my first hit.
After I do, I turn around and Sarah’s there.
Me- *cough cough* hey *cough*
Sarah- where were you?
Me- looking for this
and I lifted the bong and showed it to her
Sarah- well...lets hurry up and smoke this shit, we have to get ready for the party
Me- what I planning on doing in the first place
...when we’re done...
Sarah- alright, you ready?
Me- yea...but where’s Brody?
Sarah- I don’t know upstairs sleeping still
Me- alright
Slick? I know
Sarah- my brother wants us to charge a 5 dollar entry fee for everyone that shows up
Me- awe...we don’t get any then?
Sarah- well...we could tell everyone that it’s a 10 dollar fee instead
Me- oh oh!!! Looks like we’re gonna get some muh-nayyy
Sarah- I know I know, I’m a genius
Me- eh...don’t get too ahead of yourself now...
Sarah- fuck you
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[ part :: 18 ] |
May 27th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
Listening to: atreyu
Feeling: needy
Him- Great
and then we just laid there. It was really nice. Then I started dazing off, and I didn’t want Sarah to find us outside naked or whatever.
Him- We have to go back up there
Me- I know...I don’t want to
Him- same here...
Me- *yaaaaaawwwwnnnnn* just a few more minutes?
Him- ok....
I put my head on him bare chest and fell asleep
Next time I open my eyes it’s a little brighter outside
Me- shit...dude what time is it?
Him- what?
Me- put your clothes on
Him- yea...ok (stretching)
After we got our clothes on, we walked up to the cabin. Sarah was still passed out on the couch, so Brody and I decided to go upstairs and sleep.
It was around 6.30 when we came back, and we knew that Sarah wouldn’t b up anytime soon. So I decided to lie next to him.
After a few minutes I closed my eyes. But right before I fell asleep, he said ‘Are you always that pretty when you sleep?’ OMG!!! ‘...I don’t know...I can’t really see myself when I sleep’
Him- Well I bet you are
Me- You’re so dumb dude, I swear.
And we starting making out
I woke up to foot steps. COMING FROM FUCKING DOWNSTAIRS!!! fuck. and Brody was still lying next to me, still half naked, and so was I. But being the smart ass that I am, I got up and rolled under the bed.
Sarah- BRODY?! is Marilyn in here?
Brody- uh....what?...do you see her?
Sarah- No
Brody- ok then.
and he rolled over on his side and Sarah left. Shit!!
I heard her checking for me in the room down the hall from the stairs, so I crawled out from underneath the bed and ran downstairs.
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