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May 16, 2008 |
when my mum told me Santa wasn't real I screamed for a week... |
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| the nine |
April 30, 2008 |
Feeling: broken
it actually hurts. The pictures on the wall make it worse, shaming me for not appreciating what i had before it was all over. Only the nine will ever understand, others try and fail. I tell the story and it makes me cry, i read the books and i just want to give up. Its the last thing i think of when i go to sleep, the only thing that drives me to succeed...the thought that, one day, i might return.
its hard to explain, especially when i doubt i'll succeed. Most think its pathetic...they'll never understand...im burning through the sky...
and those nine, i'll love like my family for the rest of my life. I owe them so much...so much...
doubt me, mock me, joke and laugh but i promise you this, one day i will go home... |
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April 29, 2008 |
Listening to: Adagio in G Minor - Albinoni
though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me |
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April 27, 2008 |
what is truly extraordinary is the heart's control over the mind |
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April 23, 2008 |
Feeling: brilliant
whats the point in sleeping? you'll have plenty of time to sleep when you're dead... |
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April 23, 2008 |
Feeling: blissful
alas, time stops for no man so seize every moment possible, turning it into something special before the future becomes the present and that special moment becomes nothing more than a memory...carpe diem |
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April 17, 2008 |
And we sing
Sing without a reason
To ever fall in love |
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| how i got grounded |
April 17, 2008 |
me (surprised): oh hey mum!
mum: daniel
me (confused): yes mum?
mum: have you any idea what time it is?
me: yes mum, its 3:22
mum: yes daniel, its half three in the morning
me (even more confused): yes mum. i know!
mum: so why the fuck are you singing?
me: isn't it lovely?
mum: yes but i can hear you from the other side of the house
me: aww, what did you think?
mum: i wasn't thinking anything, i was trying to sleep!
me (suprised): oh - so why are you here?
mum: 'cos it's half three and i can hear you singing from across the bloody house!
me: i know other songs...
mum: well sing the silent one
*slams door*
5 minutes later
mum: daniel
me: yes mum?
mum: i thought i told u to stop singing!
me: no mum. You said sing the silent one...so i did.Then i picked a Johnny Cash one, i know you like Johnny Cash!
mum: not at half past fucking three in the morning
me: Green Day?
mum: are you doing this on purpose?
me: doing what mum?
mum (lost for words): i would seriously suggest you stop singing
me: 10-4 mothero, reading you loud and clear
mum: good! goodnight!
me (high sing song voice): i think someones GROUCHY cos they got sleep deprivation!
mum (opening door): you say something?
me: negative sir, we have no enemy contacts at this time
mum (going red): what?
me: bruce willis mum, he saves the world
mum: we're going to have to talk about this tomorrow. how am i supposed to go to work when i've had no sleep?
me: hope you dont fall asleep driving mum!
mum: GOODNIGHT daniel
me: byeeeee mum! |
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April 16, 2008 |
i'm telling you! it isn't murder! i SLIPPED and nailed his head to the 240v power supply unit that was magically open at the time and then shut the door and left him there for a week...
...i dont see for a moment why you would think that was intentional, or how setting fire to the power station was in any way an attempt to destroy evidence...
...and i have no idea how my own car managed to run over the lead police investigator four times and then drive off ALL OF ITS OWN...
...so your honour, if you wouldn't mind taking these handcuffs off...it would be a shame to waste my one phone call calling the mercenary who is at this very moment abducting your children because i really am hungry and i hear pizza hut do deliveries now...
...what, where are you taking me? but i have a chair in my cell! |
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April 16, 2008 |
i've heard a lot of rumours going around so i just thought i'd clarify things once and for all.
Yes - i used to President of the United States but was forced to resign over an alcohol problem, not (as some tabloids stated) because of an animal abuse lawsuit.
For those of you who heard the other rumour, i can confirm the barbie doll was like that when i found it.
Thank you for your time. |
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