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ZOOOOMBIES |
April 1st, 2006 @ 12:00am |
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Math can suck my penis. I hate math.
I had a math test today and it sucked!!!!!!!!!!!111
ALso, fuck the wind! It's so pointless!!!! The only thing it does is ruin a perfect day!!!!
If I were to design a torture chamber, I would suspend a platform above SHARK-filled water in a WIND tunnel. Then I would hang up a few BEE's nests... that way it would be a triple threat. THAT WOULD BE SO FRIGHTENING Aaaaaahahhhhha.
Milli Vinilli sucked, by the way. |
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"DLMD" |
February 22nd, 2006 @ 12:00am |
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Ode to a beat up girl, I know you're out there
Stronger than you think, stand up if you care
Get up off the ground, don't let me down
Get up off the ground, don't let me down
Hang in there, use your head
How can I love you after you're dead?
Hang in there, keep trying
How can I love you after dying?
And you:
I'm gonna let you pass without kicking you're ass
Because I'm above it
You hurt someone I love
It takes two to make a thing go right, and that's trite
But one just to sneak and weasel through the night
If you hurt her again I'll fuck you up
If you hurt her again I'll fuck you up, fuck you up |
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"the warming sun" |
February 2nd, 2006 @ 12:00am |
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In a dream
You were sitting there waiting by the door for me
And I got the opportunity
To experience the experience once again
How it could have maybe been
But in real life
You're in another world
You're with another guy
Who doesn't have to cheat
And never has to lie
And all that stuff I didn't get
Comes so easy to him
He doesn't even have to try
But do you ever ask yourself
How it could have maybe been
I haven't been that bad
But I haven't been that good
Overmisunderstood
Oh I wish I really could
Enjoy the warming sun
Enjoy a warm someone
And end the need to hide
Away alone inside
In a dream
You were sitting there waiting by the door for me
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skyscraper scarecrows... |
January 4th, 2006 @ 12:00am |
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endless fields of them would pretty much make my day.
keep trying, someday we will cease to exist |
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What if Hamlet were to make a cameo in "Death of a Salesman |
December 10th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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REQUIEM
Charley: It’s getting dark, Linda.
Linda stares, motionless.
Biff: Yeah, pal. What do you say to a nice evening of sleep? It’s pretty late, don’t ya think?
Linda: (unexpressive) I can’t believe no one came to see him. Where are all of his friends?
Happy: (pointing) Look, there’s someone over there! What do you think he wants?
Charley, Biff, and Linda simultaneously turn their
heads in the direction of Happy’s pointed finger.
Lights up on far left revealing Hamlet., all in black,
crouched behind a particularly large headstone.
Linda: Who is that man... and what is he doing here?
Biff: (loudly, to Hamlet) Hey! Just what do you think you’re doing here?!
Hamlet: (standing now) Nay, I am Hamlet of Denmark!
Biff: (plainly confused) Jeez, is this some kind of a joke? Just tell us who you are!
Hamlet: (crossing to the center) Dost thou truly quake in the fiery slough of disbelief? Mark thee well; ‘twas once I identified my being, and only once more shall it be revealed. I am Hamlet of Denmark, servant to madness!
The others glance nervously at each other, unsure of
how to react.
Charley: Care to repeat that in English, buddy?
Hamlet: Why must we speaketh by the card? Aye, plainly I told you my name and origin. Now you shall return the favor and reveal yourselves unto me.
Happy: I think he wants us to tell him who we are.
Linda: Well my name is Linda, and I’m... was Willy’s wife. Were you two good friends?
Hamlet: (aside) ‘Tis a name most familiar... (suddenly) Alas, poor Willy! I knew him well.
Biff: (surprised) Really? Were you one of his customers?
Hamlet: “Customer,” say you? ‘Tis true, by pen we forged many a foul deal.
Happy: Are you saying my pop gave you a bad deal?
Linda: Sh. That’s between him and your father, Happy. (to Hamlet) Would you like to see his grave? Maybe say a few words?
Hamlet: Nay, woman! Your quilted marriage has fabricated a bed most unholy, and I can bear your presence no longer. Go, and get thee to a nunnery!
Linda gasps, and the men advance toward Hamlet in
anger.
Charley: Look pal, give Linda a break. I mean, for cryin’ out loud, it was her husband’s funeral today!
Hamlet: (draws sword) I shed no tears of which you speaketh! My purpose now is only to insist that Sir Shakespeare would marry no such woman.
Biff and Happy: (to each other) Shakespeare?
Linda: I think you’re at the wrong funeral, Mr. Hamlet. My husband was Willy Loman.
Hamlet: (aside) Aye, so the mad woman agrees that man is simply loam, doomed to an eternity of halting the beer’s flow.
Happy: Was he just talking to himself?
Charley: I don’t know... but speaking of which, I could definitely use a beer right now. Jesus, who is this son-of-a-bitch?
Hamlet: (thrusting sword, menacingly) Get thee back! Leave me to dwell in this garden of souls alone, for the man will awake to mourning one last time. Alas, his only gift to me was the present melancholy by which I now act upon.
Linda begins sobbing, thinking that the stranger is
simply trying to ridicule her husband from beyond the
grave. Biff, in an attempt to console his mother,
punches Hamlet in the face, knocking him dead to the
ground.
Charley: (astonished) Say! There’s the old Biff I knew! The Biff that got things done.
Happy: Yeah! Way to go, ol’ buddy!
Linda: (wiping tears from her eyes) Your father would be so proud!
Biff: (with restored confidence) It’s not too late for that, you know. I’ll show Pop that I can be everything he hoped for. Starting now, I’m gonna make something of my life! No more stealin’ or nothing!
Happy: There ya go, Biff!
Biff: Things are gonna be different now, I promise. Come on, let’s go home.
Slowly, the lights fade on the characters as they walk
offstage. Willy’s theme is heard playing softly, and -
THE CURTAIN FALLS |
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wither without you |
November 13th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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Convention and plain vision
Crazy craves and
Waves of complexion
Advertised, devised
To hypnotize
Every matter spoken
Every action taken
You're sure to see stars |
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"Pretty Pathetic" |
November 2nd, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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You should have heard me sobbing
As I drove home that night
Got into bed and stayed there
For days I just laid there
Having been permanently changed
But we won't get into that now
Let's take it from the start
You should have seen me smiling
Like the world was mine
She used to call me baby
Softly, sometimes
But if I dwell on those days too long
I feel like my life is over
And that's no good
So let's move on
To the part where I begin to sense
Her distance
I panic and hold on tighter
But that makes it worse
How am I supposed to take it
When she said:
"This is something I'm going through,
It's got nothing to do with you"
I had a special evening all planned out
Desperately determined to reignite
Some spark between us
She had to feel something for me
A love as strong as ours
Doesn't just go away
You can't just turn it off
Unless she was lying all those times
But I don't think so
I really don't think so
The way she used to look at me
Made me a thousand feet high
The meaning of the word cool
Not the same geek
Who fumbled through his words that night
The ugliest night |
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Tonight, With Words Unspoken |
October 16th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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Heat on my back
Dropping in echoes
Of distant stars,
Their wind in my hair
Is visiting air;
If only I could see where you've been.
Lunar monsters
Eclipse my mood
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The Living Daylights Are Out of Me |
October 10th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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Red nights again,
Put on your shades
You look so cool
In this crimson Glow
We should move
But even in heaven
Angels aren't for everyone. |
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Bluejacket |
September 23rd, 2005 @ 12:00am |
Listening to: the sound of your mom's orgasms.
This year smells like young lust
What will become of us?
I cried and ran away
But you will always stay
I'm in love with you, isn't that enough? |
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