I almost bought Superbad yesterday but I got Employee of the Month. Don't hate me, I'll get Superbad later. Harley has the 5-speed in her now. Giggity. ;) I missed the Anime Expo this year, but I'm not crying yet, it was at the LA Convention center and that place is hell to get into and out of. Oh whhhhellll. I'm still a super dirty sumbitch. Work sucks so I'm transferring soon. Went to Vegas and had a hell of a time. Maybe the next time I'll actually get married in a drunken stupor. And afterwards, I'll take over the mantle of marrying people as an Elvis impersonator. Uh huh.

Come play with me, I'm bored.

Well...

I got Harley sideways trying to avoid a douchebag semi truck driver who decided that he needed to make a left in front of me while I was going 40. Toasted the rim, bent the axle shaft, and I really almost cried that night. Fucker. Got new axle shaft. Got plans for the big block. Gonna get smashed and watch Venture Brothers. Ooo yeah.

Fuck the rest of this.

...I feel like Mr. Furious from Mystery Men.

So it's official, Harley is pregnant. Who is Harley you might ask? If you don't already know, she is my doting, loving, horribly cruel and unusual girl of a Mustang. I expect her to be due in about a year and pop out a 460 cubic inch big block engine with all the trimmings. I've decided not to supercharge it because I can't afford a drivetrain to handle it...yet. Too much? Nah. I expect a paltry 550 foot pounds of torque and an at least equal amount horsepower from the maniacal little beast. Mmm, it makes my pants water in anticipation. Yet another girl to suck the money out of my wallet. But you know what? She'll beat the shit out of just about anything on the road and they'll love it. Sniff my high octane exhaust of death bitches!!!!

You know who's not a pimp? Ralph Macchio. Yeah, that's who.

There isn't a day that goes by that I don't regret killing her so horribly. No, not that I killed her, but that it was so horrible a way to go. Painful to think about it. Oh well, let's carry on shall we? :D
4 days until Anime Expo. Booyah!!!
Got my Cheshire tattoo. Mmmm, it's tasty and scary delicious me friends.



Does it frighten you? Good.

The derisive ability to differentiate what's right and wrong is not always a good thing. It's more important to know what's best and worst for yourself. Is that selfish? Damn right. Do I know what the hell I'm talking about? Ask me later.

I had a great thing to say but I forgot it. I think it had something to do with prophecy or graham crackers. Either way, it's not that important yet.

Anime Expo is coming up. That should be fun. Hundreds of girls dressed up like school girls. Giggity. Who wants to meet me there and have some fun? Good.

Party on Wayne.

I think I'm in love. Watch the second movie in Grindhouse, Death Proof, and you'll understand. That little kiwi broad makes my mouth water. I'm gonna go drool now. Giggity. ;)