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November 19th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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At Wal-Mart, We saw a black woman with a beard wearing a shirt that said, "Potato." |
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Halloween |
October 31st, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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Happy Marketing Scheme for Candy Companies Day.
Even as a youngin' I felt this holiday was moronic. I have a whole bowl of candy in the kitchen. All I did was swipe my debit card. I didn't have to dress like an idiot and walk for miles. |
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sisterly bond. |
October 25th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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Figota5: They're starting to make Skittles bags re-closeable, now.
Figota5: Pretty convenient.
boots n plaids: finally... they should do-away with the re-sealable sock bags now
boots n plaids: who is gonna have stale socks?
boots n plaids: no one.
Figota5: Bahahahaha.
boots n plaids: seriously... bring the seal from socks into pop-tart packages
boots n plaids: i dont always want 2
boots n plaids: so what do you do with the other one? you fold the wrapper in hopes no air can get in a fold
boots n plaids: but it does and its stale by tomorrow
Figota5: Well, you could fix your own problems and put a ziplock bag in the box.
boots n plaids: .............. that's not the issue at hand.
Figota5: Sure it's not.
boots n plaids: you shouldn’t have to put forth that effort.
boots n plaids: first of all, who puts the socks back in the bag after you buy them, and second of all, even if you did, there is NO need for a seal. That's wrong on so many levels
Figota5: Well, perhaps the people at Poptart Inc think that everyone eats both poptarts. You should write them a complaint letter.
boots n plaids: tell them I don’t always have a pop-tart craving buddy in toe?
Figota5: Bahaha.
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Toys. |
October 24th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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I was chatting with my sister and we stumbled across some startling facts regarding toys and how they've dramatically changed over the years.
In what ways, you might ask? One of two things. Either,
A. Children nowadays have resorted to eating their belongings
B. It has taken toy companies until the late 90's to care that children are in fact, eating their belongings.
Every toy that used to be very small is now much larger and usually a different material. Take Polly Pocket for instance. This is the old Polly:
and now this is the newer Polly:
Notice the size and material change. She is now made of a gummy type substance and perhaps should re-marry due to the fact that she is larger than the average pocket.
Moving along..
Barbies were a short-lived past-time of mine as a child. I mainly brushed their hair, dressed them, decorated their houses, and said "to hell with it" but that's beside the point. It's not so much multi-tasking Barbie I'm after.. It's her ex-hubby, Ken. It seems that Ken has taken some dramatic changes lately as well. Had this man have been real, one would assume this individual has gone completely insane. Take a look at Ken's early years.
Perhaps this is when he and Barbie were considered "cool" among popular crowds. He and the Misses were care-free.
During the years after, the non-aging duo had many matching swimsuits, formal affairs, and much more pink furniture than your average middle-aged couple.
Ken even took on a full-time job and won an Olympic medal.
He started to slip, however, and his character took a beating. He tried more of an “edge” by taking up an interest in motorcycles. He then failed miserably.
Apparently Barbie wanted nothing to do with this new-wave Axl Rose look-alike, and found romance elsewhere. Ken, heartbroken, realized he had other interests.. in other.. directions.
Ken later realized how happy he was in his new form and openly accepted a much more feminine title, “girl.”
.... just a thought. |
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October 20th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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Cop on right: “I’ve got the driver in custody already. Can you handle the rest?”
Cop on left: (talking to man on ground) “dude I asked if you had any needles..”
“Oh, what? Yeah, I got it.. To think, he thought he could get away with mailing seven African American men.
Cop on right: *stares blankly*
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Here, James. |
October 20th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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Today I learned that a potato peeler doubles as a finger peeler. |
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yes, it was. |
October 17th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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We saw the adicts last night.
'twas awesome.
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just a thought. |
October 16th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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Living in an apartment building has its small flaws. For instance, I don't enjoy cleaning out the lint trap in the dryer, much less that of someone else's.
Also, I had the fortune of observing an elderly handicapped man pulling in and out of a parking spot. over and over again. Quite the perfectionist parker, are we?
the latter humor makes up for the previous 2 second inconvenience. |
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WHY |
October 15th, 2005 @ 12:00am |
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Why is it that whenever nature calls for this oh-so-feline friend of mine, her grotesque odor makes a bee-line journey straight for my nasal passages?!
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