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sun blows |
August 13th, 2008 @ 3:50pm |
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i am sunburnt |
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angrified midget grandparents |
August 13th, 2008 @ 3:50pm |
Listening to: Beck-Loser
Feeling: alluring
holy crap i got 9 different comments from people after my crazy random comment leaving binge, thats pretty cool...i totally sent random comments to at least 50 people, so im probably going to get more messages...i shall go now as i have to do a private one... |
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twisted transistor |
August 13th, 2008 @ 12:00am |
Listening to: mudvayne-not falling
Feeling: bored
where in the bible does it say that a man cant fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbors living room while his neighbors at work because I dont have a DVD player? Well I don't know where it says it because the bible was way too long to read!
yes well im really really bored its 11:15 and i should probably be sleeping but ive decided that immortals dont need sleep so i shall write an entry jessica figured out my super cool way to hide messages with a lot of help more like i told her exactly how so now ill tell the rest of you if you hold your cursor above my picture it says my secret message yes well i went to the chronicles of narnia with jessica sarah and zach and joanna was at the theater also that movie was insanely long...my ass hurt...but it wasnt actually that bad if it was 2 hours shorter it would have been really good
i...i stand...not crawling...not falling down..i...i bleed...the demons that drag me down...ahaha i like this song...wow i havnt slept in one day this break that blows im like half awake...ahh gay...i think its sleepy time now...
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Run Away Coconuts |
August 13th, 2008 @ 12:00am |
Listening to: Trapt-Echo
Feeling: bored
sweet...no swimming...that excites me in more ways imaginable im pretty sure im going to sit here in my pajamas as long as humanly possible... because im cool that way and yes sarah you have pretty much traumitized jessicas life with your uglifying powers and your scary ones i figured out something really cool being the smart person i am and no one will ever see it as im just that cool and its incredibly hidden to the point of where you must be a god to see it or optimus prime...hmm i found a metal wire and am now eating it it tastes metalic and not very good but im really bored as you can tell...wow i have no idea where im going with this entry hmm its 32 degrees outside which more then likely means its wet bah some people seem to enjoy pissing me off bah i have like a birthday party? thing to go tomorow which i dont know if i really even want to go... as it seems pretty dumb...hmm what to say...pretty much nothing...geez you people all suck you should be online more...or maybe im on too much? yeah we'll go with that one... |
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mon |
May 26th, 2008 @ 12:00am |
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Thanks to me and many others like me and our fallen brothers you don't have classes today....you're welcome |
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friday |
May 23rd, 2008 @ 12:00am |
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Well today was ok we didn't really do a whole lot of anything we stood outside for hours on end then went to play football. Ooh rah marine corp your tax dollars at work. We are now on our 96 which is pretty cool my leg still hurts but I think I'm going swimming tommorrow and probably to the gym ill take lots of motrin so it'll be ok. I also spent 130 at GNC so well put that stuff to use tommorrow. Hmm kododo said we playing halo tonight and I got 2 cases of monster so I should be good to go. It won't let me change my age in here...cuz the last time I checked I'm not 17 pretty sure I turn 20 in like 2 weeks which sucks cuz ill be here. Hmm dunno what else...ill probably be sleeping the rest of weekend since I'm cool that way...out
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thursday |
May 22nd, 2008 @ 12:00am |
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Well I think ill start writing in this diary again. As it'll give me something to do quite a bit has happened. I'm a fucking marine bitches. Done with boot and marince combat training. I'm stationed in missouri right now awaiting more training and I have internet on my phone so I can kill time in sitdiary so I'll actually be typing real entries seeing as no one uses sd anymore it'll be kinda lame. Think ill stop for now as I don't feel like writing right now anyway...does anyone use this anymore? |
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thursday |
May 22nd, 2008 @ 12:00am |
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Well I think ill start writing in this diary again. As it'll give me something to do quite a bit has happened. I'm a fucking marine bitches. Done with boot and marince combat training. I'm stationed in missouri right now awaiting more training and I have internet on my phone so I can kill time in sitdiary so I'll actually be typing real entries seeing as no one uses sd anymore it'll be kinda lame. Think ill stop for now as I don't feel like writing right now anyway...does anyone use this anymore? |
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birth |
September 4th, 2007 @ 12:00am |
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Doctor: Alright, just keep pushing, you’re doing fine. This will all be done before you know it.
Karen: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU GARRRRFFFFF OOOOOOOO I HAAATTEEE YOUUU!!!!!
Jeff: Ok, like this is my fault. You're responsibly for at least fifty percent of this.
Doctor: With all due respect sir, your wife is in a lot of pain right now.
Jeff: (Biting a burrito) Oh right. Sweetie, if pain was measured like earthquakes, where would you be sitting on the Richter scale right now?
Karen: ARE YOU KIDDING ME JEFF? MY CERVIX IS STRETCHING LIKE A LIVESTRONG BRACELET!
Jeff: Don't bring my Lance into this! Maybe I should just call off this whole birth. Would you like that? Doc, my wife has a bad attitude, unplug everything. You’re free to go home to your neglected family.
Karen: Fine Jeff, fine. You want to know where I am on the Richter scale? I’m at an eight. AN EIGHT JEFF! My Ladypart is the San Andreas fault, and I’m about to bestow eighteen years of misery upon you and, geographically speaking, everyone from Palm Springs to Tijuana. HOW’S THAT FOR AN ANSWER?
Jeff: Ample. Doc, shoot up my girl here with the finest drugs you have to offer. I want that baby to leave the womb with the munchies.
Doctor: Considering where we are in the birth process I don’t think it would be wise to-
Jeff: I’m not paying you for your discretion! I’m paying you to dig that epidural so deep in my girl’s spine that she spits out opioids every time she cracks her back! Woo!
Doctor: Too late, the baby is coming.
Jeff: Oh wow Karen, you and our baby have the same smile!
Doctor: Actually, this child is in the breech position, that’s actually his butt. But no worries, he should come out fine.
Karen: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!
Jeff: Back to square one…
Doctor: Congratulations Karen, you’ve given birth to a beautiful baby boy...
Jeff: Name it Jeff or I'm shoving it right back the fuck in. |
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cavemen |
May 31st, 2007 @ 12:00am |
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Caveman 1: Hey check this thing out, it's shaped like a circle and it moves around easier than big rocks.
Caveman 2: What are you gonna use it for?
Caveman 1: I don't know, but I'm gonna call it a wheel, just remember I invented the wheel.
Caveman 2: It's really not that great, what are you gonna do with it?
Caveman 1: I don't know dude, wheel it around I guess, shut up! You're always nay-saying! You did this when I invented the plate too!
Caveman 2: Well the wheel is the same thing as a plate, the only difference is it has a hole in the middle.
Caveman 1: Yeah, you're right, it's really not that great is it?
Caveman 2 : No, not really
Caveman 1: Wanna go kill a Woolly Mammoth?
Caveman 2: F*ck. Yes. |
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