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s a r a h
Age: 23
Sex: girl
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Entry List
civilized
8 months
have you seen me?
mc day 1 AGAIN
mc day 1
2009
23 was lovely
alex is one
soon
seven
jesus and mary
vimeo!
my eyes are burning
smile
half a year
ill show you the sky
mission: find a nanny
depth
crinkle
pb and dp
diapers and wipes
sf whirlwind
1387
manic
out of gas
oh my
c.io.?
odd man out
amazing!!!!!!!!
for ashley
NEVER, LAUREL!!!!
more goodness
wafting molecules
drop it
a fendi bag lady
luct
fairplay
TOI TOI
indications to the indicator
2008 appropriately
canon
late or early?
ive got the time
incomplete
flight
omrw
7 days
perfection
she's coming!!!!!!!!!
still sore
useless- but with pics now!
sexy time
up up up- updated
frustration.
rhinitis
366
nothing.
daily
'beeeg'
ready, set, no..
picsssss
who names their kid thy?
4 to 6
wedgie
10 01 07
drumbeats
taut
wide awake
headachesssssssssss
remove the tape
secret names and silly calls
sweep
passed acceptable
.45
loosen your tie
'for good this time'
100 days to go
places to sit and stuff
patience.
on hold
booby bed
the devil
on the move...
i love it....
a and b
white lines
22 weeks
veer
oh the let down
whaaaaat???
pleasant
23 down
jack and jill
on the up and up
ooooooo
shoot me in the mouth
gimme more
zzzzz
square
welcome to nosebleeds
theres a shadow hanging over...
reference
10 ways
options
gone
200 squiggly lines
no good
without fail, my brother....
the grapes of wrath
wah
news
freal estate
blank
itll all work out?
procrastination
eideh norooz mobarak
Marc Jacobs has checked...
and then there were...
sleepless
update
time
abandon
wrong this right
swimmingly
i will close my mouth
closed
we're still at two.
wait
b ccc d
LATE
rip cottontail
treeness
its easy now
"Carrie, you're the one"
it was great
this is not good news
im bringing it back
the disconnect
its that time again...
this is my husband...
ive got to show you
noteshy
killing sperm i dont own
one week
i guess
and some entry title
im here now
idiots
one month
mehregan
oh, nothing.
my face
nasal ch ch changes
i have to poo. who's...
ring ring
i hate some people
i skydived!!!!
something 2
something
i had this funky dream
midol
booked your face
blank
2twenty two2
12 days
hello?
marriage vows
upside down
im tall
cauliflower belches
mon amie
wedding dress shopping and...
i almost got a myspace
wedding trapper keeper
blank
i'd consider it
the family from meanland
i have a sore on my tongue
and then a baby!!!!
we rolled up in the g500
secret heart
3 simple words
time pass
the greatest ever of all time...
then we stopped.
'i dont expect shit from...
no you may not be sassy
life in nyc
our flight is at 6am.
picture post!!!!!
visa has a new logo
fringe benefits
two too to
ill hang around because
new- seriously this time.
20 minutes
you'll be happy
lastly
we bought a house!!!
buttery
make room!
TITLE
fooooooooooooood
lazy
jupiter and mars
back to crack
in november
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abounding
it'll get the best of us
i got it on vinyl. finally.
still ill
tonsils
we'll all burn
but we passed.
these be trying times
survive
cramps
mind
recount
born into brothels
blank?
entry code
z
come clean
mess
it burns
watch me shop
thinly so
time to sleep
more
id elope if i wasnt stuck up
1
fluct
blank
a new car!!!!
mur crizmis
lame
chap
funknastybreath
too much tv
blank
poor little server
my throat hurts.
a great illusion
i hate hair
oh lordy
i felt the punch
release
i feel so good today
my ring is falling off
everyone saved the drama for...
no no no
thanksgiving
because things are whack
headachesssssssssss
breathe
lazy days
blank
this time im putting my feet...
because i joke a lot
uhmm
maybe baby
bam bam bam
rape is so bad
zoey
check czech
half and half
thunder and la ls la la
dumb
its friday!!!
period come.
dork
i have to pee
gloomy
'who's doing the assuming...
blank
my head fell off
100 degrees in october
i have the best salad recipe...
settle
done
my life needs to change again
odvlkjg
ccccold
bad boy french
im warm without blankets
no more happy music
its okay
no no no!
FF
procrastinate
oh, us girls....
shake
sad face
3d pinball
my demise
maybe it wasnt nick
please stop yelling at me
my nails grow too fast
eat your grapes and shut it
we can breeeevvveee
so to speak
shoo shoo
it didnt quite make it...
he changed it and i love him...
im back, let me hit it.
i wanted to say
inactivity sucks, dont it?
thats low
for the love of god
phones
and we're off....
two weeks to go
baghdad to isreal
at your disposal
bon voyage
hey hey hey
i need to bathe
never come down
blank
blank
burp
46% sketchy
over-worked
no words
blank
important things
youve got us feeling alright
turk me
my my my
because pooping can take...
i wanna be good to you
fuck
oh natalie
guess what!!!!
murder
kites fly high
ohdell
almost
bleepy bleep
my hands smell like raw fish
a d d
blank
fink
smack!!!
uhmmmmm
let it go o o o
and then i barfed
fix you
bleed myself dry
i keep hearing an old man...
same sad song
i wanna never come down
should be in the other one
the eternal gross one
coiled
sticky buns
oh, fuck it.
im busy!!!!!
at last my lonely days are...
troll dolls
you cant have ugly jeans and...
get it togetherrrr
blurry
wuss
ronree
i cant see shit
hated it!
pinch and grab
$9
cottage cheese thighs accepted
shorts
its too hot to be alive
be gutsy
you have to wait
da shitz
because im smot
im terrified
sweet baby
lets just be honest.
i am a katie girl
barf
bicycle bandits
nas wonders why he pays me...
multi
finally, maybe.
blank
dlgfjkdsgkl
this aint no sob story
criminal
oily like something
domestic
buttbone
i cant predict these things
my girlsssssssss
she's a genius
i aint no geek!
im officially undesirable.
close the door
freals this time
slump
everything smells
its far larger.
blank
slip
im notinssaannaneeeeeeeee
hell is going to be warm
marital counseling
put down your gun
lardass
double feature.
im fucking youthful
strange
our demise.
women's day out.
pt 2
headache
ode to douchebags.
chapped lips and benefit...
flip
anthropologist
oh my god im bored.
TWO
isamu
bad hair like dk
my bf is so 22
money and spectacles
attn:
sneeze!
i have to poooooooooop
no one deserves it.
sorry we missed you
i hit.
noooooooooo
i see clouds coming
it's too hot to function
it is 9:00am on a sunday
minestrone for two
Next One
whack shit
life map
splat!!
never again
where i stay
tummy ache
self-help
i love my boss
patchy
i broke!!!!
crush me
retard
let's just be honest.
im not insane
teeter
single income
the good
same
combat
blank
6:41am
odd
then she came out
bad bad friend
make way for my suki san!
internal alarm
bad.
blank
im barely awake
napping is soup
venteringdol
internet again
lonely.
slow
girl farts
$13.88
nertyudd
car trouble
retreat
real
eh
perperper
shoptherapy
sweet nothings
happy ending please.
undertoe
idiot
invite only.
quite
wont get you.
b
no no worryyyyy
slit
schedule
schedule
takingcontrol
mm
entries
some
start to end
twodoubleOfive
perpetually
no more we say
nomorecrazy
tr1pn0tic+frenchy612=love.
freakout!
baby its cold outside
burn
mur krizmis!
times a million!
boo.
problem:
yup
this calls for...
beepbeep
ouch
imdying.
smallintestine
impermissable
then he was in my dream
this should be kept secret
l l l l l l l l l l l ll
progress of sorts
no circulation
pumice
lazy day
ferny
bleeding feet
fact/value/policy
snowflake!
interesting.
5:25
blank
hurricanes
dorky
persians suck!
ramblin' rose
drill me.
chinese lantern
toesicles
yah, freals
no poop for you
CENSORED POOP
im on a shortened sabbatical
no sound
bored.
im allergic to my house.
home sucks
is this really happening???
crampies not cream pies.
stub
i'm ALMOST over it...
i have no proof.
blank
married?
im cold
before 2005
parmesean
ouch
pineapple
i wore a sports bra for the...
:]
i rule
clearly
blank
'hi'
im thinking of...
almost
radioactive piss
blank
my striated musclesssssssss
for scooter
danger!!!
hot
the button flowers
then there were three
snap peas are delish!
i really love you
steady as a rock
mt fuji
bowling shoes.
25% tip?
.
blank
im not wearing any underpants!
allergies
i'm doomed.
blank
scrubs
motion
manslaughter
something's gotta change
dumdumdum
happy berfday
i am sarah.
domo
dryspots
scott fell.
theknotdotcom
lists!!!
blank
squarah
oh my
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he's a mistake.
you silly
dem roshans
$240!??!
blank
dont know where
dark
dark
clean
clean
clean
clean
yesterday was weird
blank!!!!?!?!?!?!?!
no. nope. no. no no
yah, we slumbered
gangsta!!!!
my tummy is growlinggggggggg
comfort
i cant sleep
and last year...
sushi
youre on crack
tooka
flexible
crush
im better than you.
i love home depot!
carmine
chasing
my head hurts
UPDATE!!!
noise please.
i kind of have gas
sad face
lastlt
poop
wonder
hi hi hi
oh god.
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